Has Anybody Seen My Will To Live?

Has anybody seen my will to live?

I haven't seen it since I was a kid

I've even looked behind the sofa

Has anybody seen my will to live?

I haven't seen it since I was a kid

Under the bed it's not there, I can't find it anywhere

I'm stressed and ready, ready to go

I'm stressed and ready, I can't be alone

I'm stressed and ready, ready to go

I'm stressed and ready, will I die alone?

Has anybody seen my will to live?

I haven't seen it since I was a kid

I've even looked inside the fridge

Then I got drunk, I cut my own fridge

Has anybody seen my will to live?

I haven't seen it since I was a kid

I've even looked inside the closet

All I could find was me

Maybe I should try some yoga

Three, two, one, breathe with me

I'm not gonna cry any more

I cried in Finding Nemo

I'm just a bamboo toothbrush wrapped in plastic

I'm just a bamboo toothbrush I'll never use

'Cause eye contact, it makes me uncomfortable

Everything it makes me uncomfortable

They say nice people finish last

Well year six sport's day I got picked last

I bought a self help book it didn't work

Maybe I should read it, that'll work

I fell in love with the one next door

But are they five doors down?

I'm stressed and ready, ready to go

I'm stressed and ready, I can't be alone

I'm stressed and ready, ready to go

I'm stressed and ready, will I die alone? (Probably)

Has anybody seen my will to live

I haven't seen it since I was a kid

I've even looked behind the sofa

Then I got drunk, I cut my own fridge

Has anybody seen my will to live?

I haven't seen it since I was a kid

I've even looked under my bed

(All I could find was me)

Has anybody seen my will to live?

I haven't seen it since I was a kid

I've even looked inside the fridge

Has anybody seen my will to live?

I haven't seen it since I was a kid

I've even looked inside the closet

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Has anybody seen my will to live?