Mommy Fwiend

I don't wanna suck you off

Just to hold the spot

Of every suicide hotline volunteer you ever called

I'm not your mom, and I'm not your therapist

And I'm not safe enough to take this risk

I don't wanna eat your dread

The very same way

That women swallow cum just to make it go away

And you should treat me better

Than the goddam fruit

You cut a hole in back in seventh grade

And I know, I know you're sad

But let me just remind you

I am not your fucking dad

I don't wanna suck you off

Just to hold the spot

Of every mental health professional you ever saw

I'm not your therapist

I'm not trained for this

And I don't wanna be forced to listen, under coercion

Under the threat of your blood on my hands

Let me remind you

That I am not your dad

I am not your daddy

I can't support you

I can't work through all your childhood trauma for you

I don't wanna fuck you like he never could

I don't wanna be the thing you fuck

To do something you shouldn't

I don't owe you any space on my bed

This isn't feminism

It's straight up normal fucking etiquette

When I say fuck off, fuck off

Because consent's about more

Than just your cock and the government, so...

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I don't wanna suck you off

Just to hold the spot

Of every mental health professional you never saw

I'm not your therapist

I'm not trained for this

And I don't wanna be forced to listen

Under coercion

Under the threat of your blood on my hands

Leveraging my constant guilt against me

And you force me into submission

And I would be so much less offended

If you just told me to get back into the kitchen

I don't even feel good about it anymore

'Cause you don't take the advice

You fucking use me for

I don't wanna suck you off

Just to hold the spot

Of every mental health professional you ever saw

I'm not your therapist

I'm not trained for this

And I don't wanna take the fuckin' risk

Under coercion

Under the threat of your blood on my hands

Let my remind you

That I am not your dad

Let me remind you

To call your fucking dad