Hetero Heaven

I'm the devil himself

I escaped from hell

I snuck into heaven

But I'm not doing too well

All the people are drab

They call Jesus dad

They're all into Disney

And they say things are rad

What a truly awful thing to see

Heaven's full of straights

With no taste for finer things

Send me back to hell

I'm begging please

At least I'll be burning with some good people like me

They're all vanilla in bed

Guys think it's gross to give head

Thеy color code their children

And think it's gay to have friends

I can't believe that I came here

They never make women cum here!

They have no real talent

But they sing all fucking day here

What a truly awful thing to see

Heaven's full of straights

With no taste for finer things

Send me back to hell, I'm begging please

At least I'll be burning with some good people like me

Hell is full of poets, artists, singers, and the like

Hell is full of people who can keep you up all night

Hell is for the liberated, not the faint of heart

So lock those cunts in heaven or I'll tear their shit apart

What a truly awful thing to see

Heaven's full of straights

With no taste for finer things

Send me back to hell, I'm begging please

At least I'll be burning with some good people like me