Regular Sex

We've been slappin', spankin', and pullin' hair, babe

We overdo it with the foreplay, the 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 play

Let's keep it simple like a cornflake, yeah

We don't need whips and chains, let's keep it nice and plain, oh

Come on, baby, don't do this to me

I don't need this kind of stress in my life

You got me wishin' that we could stop switchin' up positions

If it's not missionary, I think it's kinda scary

I ain't no equestrian, let's keep this pedestrian

Clean up this mess we're in, yeah

Let's just have regular sex

Ooh girl regular sex

Yeah baby regular sex

Come on girl regular sex

Let's just have regular sex

Come on girl regular sex

Oh lady regular sex

Let's just have regular sex

You like domination and submission

You could say that I'm more of a clinician

I'm puttin' on an exhibition for my inhibition

A slut for tradition, oh

I've had enough of the rough stuff

So where'd you hide the key to the handcuffs

I need that gentle touch now, ooh

Let's just have regular sex

Ooh girl regular sex

Yeah baby regular sex

Come on girl regular sex

Let's just have regular sex

Come on girl regular sex

Oh lady regular sex

Let's just have regular sex

What you doin' with that finger baby

Creep around to the back door

Maybe don't do that

Aren't you gonna lube that

Let's just have

Let's just have

Let's just have regular sex

Come on girl regular sex

Oh baby regular sex

Come on girl regular sex

Oh baby regular sex

Let's just have regular sex

Come on girl regular sex

Oh lady regular sex