The First Step - Live at The Bitter End, New York, NY

You could say I'm plastered 'cause I hit the wall

I lost count after 21 in the college crawl

I been a boozin' bastard, they're callin' me

Edward Forty-hands, can't touch anyone

With an enemy like me, who would need a friend?

Never mind, I'm drunk

Well we've had enough power since the blackout started

For an EKG for the broken hearted

I'd try to see the glass as half full

But I'd probably just drink that too

Glass half full, I would probably just drink that too

Ooh yeah, I'm the reason they call them an "Irish Goodbye"

Ooh, and I hope I don't choke on my vomit tonight

Well I bet that a bottle of brandy so bitter'd be better

Than bitin' the bullet and betterin' myself, sorry if I slur

Take my anxiety and my sobriety, I'll kill two birds with one stoner

So if you see me, please take my keys

I don't wanna be an organ donor yet

Well we've had enough power since the blackout started

For an EKG for the broken hearted

I'd try to see the glass as half full

But I'd probably just drink that too

Glass half full, I would probably just drink that too

Well, I'm going down and I'm taking you with me, oh yeah

I'm bringing that water to that horse

So bring me the hair of the dog that bit me, yeah

So I can clone it and have a little more

Well, we've had enough power since the blackout started

For an EKG for the broken hearted

We had no higher power since that blackout started

Oh, defibrillator the broken hearted

I'd try to see the glass as half full

Even when I'm empty, half full

I'd try to see the glass as half full

But I'd probably just, whoa, yeah!

Glass half full, I would probably just drink that too!

I'd probably just drink that too