Plants Vs. Zombies: The Musical

You really are new here...

I know what you're thinking

You wish you stayed in bed.

Or moved to someplace safe and zombie-free!

They're rotten and stinking

And shall we say "undead"

And deathly afraid of botany!

These seeds I've brought are how we'll beat them!

These plants repel undead remains!

And if those plants fail to defeat them...

They'll feast upon our--

BRAINS.

Plant a little plant in the garden

That's guardin' your lawn!

Cause a an army of the dead are now knocking at your door!

Plant a little plant in the garden

Or your yard'll be gone!

So let's plant a couple plants in the garden for war!

Some sunlight and soil

Are all we really need

To cut these zombie down to size!

They're dogged and vile

And wear expensive tweed

But also, not known to be awfully wise!

The zombies are coming, stumbling down the street!

They're searching for somebody's pink yummy-tasting brain to eat!

The groans and the moans

And the creak of the bones of the zombie fleet

Seed some light on our plight that we might just be dead meat!

Plant a little plant in the garden!

Discard all your stress

Though our odds of any serious survival plans look low!

Plant a little plant in the garden!

Please pardon the mess

But you better pick a plant for your garden to grow!

Golly! Couldn't we just plant some grizzly bears or something?

Shotguns jam and axes break

And some chainsaws tend to stall

But my flora is grade A guaranteed!

Outbreaks are a piece of cake

Cause my plants stand through it all!

So let go of dread, don't fear the dead

When these plants are all you need!

Plant a little plant in the garden

That's startin' to fill!

There's a giant wave of slow-moving zombies aimed this way!

Plant a little plant in the garden!

They're hardy to kill!

So let's plant another plant in the garden

A leafy little Pea-shootin' spartan

Just plant a little plant in the garden today!