Come One, Come All

Come one, come all

You're just in time

To witness my first breakdown

'Cause there's a mile gone

For every minute passed

When I'm stuck in this town

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I've got a bone to pick with you, Mr. DJ

The traffic and the sound

It's just as bad as it is in LA

So go on and lock me up

You better throw away that key

Before I find out where you broadcast from

Because your playlist is killing me

I'll change that station

Light it up like the Fourth of July

It's me, I'm caller 15

Time to play my last request

Come one, come all

You're just in time

To witness my first breakdown

'Cause there's a mile gone

For every minute passed

When I'm wasting space in this town

Don't call the doctors

I don't need no medication

I just need one more vacation

And make it last

Hear me out, please, judge and jury

I'm an innocent man

And it would be such a terrible injustice

To put me away without thinking about

All the terrible mistakes

That goddamn radio jockey makes

I swear he's out to get me

Oh, I swear he's out to get me

I'll change that station

Light it up like the Fourth of July

It's me, I'm caller 15

But it's too late for explanations

This broadcast will be your last

Come one, come all

You're just in time

To witness my first breakdown

'Cause there's a mile gone

For every minute passed

When I'm wasting space in this town

Don't call the doctors

I don't need no medication

I just need one more vacation

And make it last

Hear me out, please (whoa)

Judge and jury (whoa)

And I swear he's out to get me (whoa)

Oh, I swear he's out to get me (whoa)

Go on and lock me up (whoa)

You better throw away that key (whoa)

I swear he's out to get me (whoa)

Oh, I swear he's out to get me

I've got a bone to pick with you, Mr. DJ

You really ought to lock me up

Because your playlist is killing me

Come one, come all

You're just in time

To witness my first breakdown

'Cause there's a mile gone

For every minute passed

When I'm wasting space in this town

Don't call the doctors

I don't need no medication

I just need one more vacation

And make it last