(Do The) Act Like You Never Met Me

Gather around everybody

Have you heard the latest craze?

Put your hands in your pockets

And look the other way

Remember those times when you were laughing

And naked on my couch

Pretend it never happened

Politely smile as we turn around

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Do the act like you never met me

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Do the act like you never met me

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Do the act like you never met me

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And slowly walk away

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The hidden kisses

The clumsy conspiratory glance

But I don't really mind it though

I always like the way you danced

It's so easy to do

So much simpler than the one we did before

Just point out your toe

At someone you know

And pretend that they're not

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And do the act like you never met me

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Do the act like you never met me

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And do the act like you never met me

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And slowly walk away

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Slide to the left

Now slide to the right

Now tell me once again

How I was a really great guy

Dip to right

Now shimmy to the left

It's three o'clock in the morning

Don't answer my texts

Take a step back and

Take a couple more

Now one more sorry look

Before you walk out that door

Arch your back

When you spend the night with him

Bounce around a while

Never talk to me again

That's how you do the

Act like you never met me

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So do the act like you never met me

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Do the act like you never met me

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And slowly walk away